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Character GEORGE JERRY GEORGE JERRY GEORGE JERRY GEORGE JERRY GEORGE JERRY GEORGE ISABEL JERRY GEORGE NEWSSTAND OWNER JERRY GEORGE JERRY GEORGE JERRY GEORGE JERRY GEORGE INTERVIEWER GEORGE JERRY GEORGE JERRY GEORGE JERRY GEORGE JERRY GEORGE JERRY GEORGE JERRY GEORGE JERRY GEORGE JERRY JERRY GEORGE JERRY GEORGE KRAMER ELAINE KRAMER ELAINE KRAMER GEORGE AUDREY ELAINE AUDREY KRAMER GEORGE KRAMER AUDREY KRAMER ELAINE KRAMER ELAINE KRAMER ELAINE AUDREY ELAINE KRAMER ELAINE KRAMER AUDREY GEORGE AUDREY GEORGE AUDREY GEORGE AUDREY GEORGE AUDREY GEORGE AUDREY GEORGE AUDREY GEORGE AUDREY GEORGE AUDREY GEORGE AUDREY GEORGE AUDREY GEORGE AUDREY GEORGE AUDREY GEORGE ELAINE GEORGE ELAINE GEORGE ELAINE GEORGE ELAINE AUDREY ELAINE GEORGE GEORGE JERRY GEORGE JERRY GEORGE JERRY GEORGE JERRY GEORGE JERRY GEORGE JERRY JERRY KRAMER JERRY GEORGE JERRY GEORGE JERRY ELAINE KRAMER GEORGE AUDREY GEORGE AUDREY JERRY ELAINE AUDREY JERRY AUDREY GEORGE ELAINE JERRY KRAMER JERRY KRAMER AUDREY KRAMER ELAINE GEORGE ELAINE GEORGE ELAINE GEORGE ELAINE GEORGE ELAINE GEORGE ELAINE GEORGE ELAINE GEORGE JERRY KRAMER JERRY KRAMER JERRY KRAMER JERRY KRAMER JERRY KRAMER JERRY KRAMER AUDREY GEORGE AUDREY GEORGE AUDREY GEORGE AUDREY GEORGE AUDREY GEORGE AUDREY GEORGE AUDREY GEORGE AUDREY GEORGE AUDREY GEORGE AUDREY ISABEL JERRY ISABEL JERRY ISABEL JERRY ISABEL JERRY JERRY'S BRAIN JERRY'S PENIS JERRY'S BRAIN JERRY'S PENIS JERRY'S BRAIN JERRY'S PENIS JERRY'S BRAIN ELAINE KRAMER ELAINE KRAMER ELAINE KRAMER ELAINE KRAMER ELAINE KRAMER LANDLORD ELAINE LANDLORD KRAMER LANDLORD KRAMER LANDLORD KRAMER LANDLORD KRAMER ELAINE LANDLORD ELAINE LANDLORD ELAINE KRAMER LANDLORD ELAINE LANDLORD JERRY'S BRAIN ISABEL JERRY'S PENIS JERRY'S BRAIN JERRY'S PENIS JERRY'S BRAIN JERRY'S PENIS JERRY'S BRAIN JERRY ELAINE LANDLORD ELAINE LANDLORD KRAMER ELAINE LANDLORD KRAMER ELAINE JERRY ELAINE AUDREY ELAINE JERRY AUDREY GEORGE AUDREY ELAINE AUDREY KRAMER AUDREY KRAMER ELAINE GEORGE
Dialogue Where'd you meet her? I met her on an elevator. On an elevator? You met a woman on an elevator? Impossible, right? You got less than sixty seconds. That's like dismantling a time bomb. What got into you? I don't know. She was so beautiful, it was like a pure reflex. The words just came out of my mouth. Wow. What'd you say? You know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England. Wow. Can you believe I did that? What did she say? What crop circles? Not a good sign. Not everybody knows what the crop circles are. (to the newsstand owner) Do you know what the crop circles are? Crop circles? Why don't you buy something? You got something in your teeth there. What? It's green. Oh, man, it's spinach! I've been walking around like this all afternoon. Did you bump into anybody you knew? I had a job interview. How'd it go? Take a guess. Well, Mr. Costanza, we have nothing available at the present time, but should anything open up, we'll be in touch. Ok, thanks. What do you need a job, you got Audrey. Yeah, right. What's the matter? Oh, nothing. What? You won't think I'm a bad person? Too late for that. 'Cause believe me, I would only say this to you and maybe a psychiatrist, maybe. Well, her nose is a little big. Yeah, she's got a big nose. I mean, big would even be ok, a little beyond big. It's a schnoz. Now, I'm aware that my own physical dimensions are perhaps a little short of perfection. A little. So who am I to be thinking about someone's nose? I mean, I should be grateful someone like her even looks at me. I have no job, nothing. But I have to say, I think about the nose. I don't want to think about the nose. I don't ask to think about the nose, but I think about it. I go to bed at night, I tell myself, 'Don't think about the nose, forget the nose,' but I think about it. I look at her, I see nose. Stop being so concerned with looks. Have you said anything to her about it? I could never do that. You know the ironic thing is if she had a smaller nose, I never could have gone out with her in the first place. She'd be out of my league with a smaller nose. And I really like her, I know that. And I know one other thing. I'm not getting past that nose. Alright, shut up, here they come. (waving) How can I not think about it? Look at the size of this thing. So my mother's going out with this guy who leaves a jacket in her house so, you know, she gives it to me. Well, two years later he shows up and he takes it back. And now he's in prison. He got arrested for mail fraud. So Elaine, all you have to do is go over to the apartment, tell the landlord that you're his daughter and you want to bring him the jacket in prison. Won't the landlord know I'm not the daughter? No no, he's never met her. She's in California. Are you coming with me? Oh, yeah yeah, I have to. I'm your fianc, Peter Von Nostrand. Why don't you just commit yourself already? What is so special about this jacket? He believes it possesses some extraordinary power over women. What's the smudge on your hand? Oh, I got stamped at the reggae lounge last night. Yeah, I'm going back there tonight, you know, I'm not gonna pay another cover charge. What, you didn't wash all day? Yeah, I washed, just not the hand. You wouldn't believe the women at this club. Ohh, man. It's amazing how many beautiful women live in New York. I actually find it kind of intimidating. Well, you're as pretty as any of them, you just need a nose job. Kramer! What? What? How could you say something like that?! What? What do you mean? I just said she needs a nose job. No no, there's nothing wrong with her nose! I'm so sorry, Audrey. No, it's ok. What did you have to say that for? Well, I was just trying to help out. Yeah? Well, you can kiss that jacket goodbye, Mr. Von Nozzin. You see what happens when you try to be nice? Elaine said I could stay with her another month until Tina gets back. What are you thinking about? Thinking? Nothing. What could I possibly be thinking? You look like you've got something on your mind. Oh, yeah, right. I wish I had something on my mind. (pregnant pause) So how about that Kramer, huh? How about him? They way he just says stuff. He sure does. Yeah. Yeah, he's quite a character. So, what did you think? About the pizza? No, about the nose job. Oh, the nose job. I don't know, what did you think? Well, I've thought about it, but I don't know. Yeah. (another pause) Not that I care, one way or the other, but these doctors today really do amazing things, you know, if you were so inclined. And again, I'm not suggesting. I know, they're good. Peter Jennings had one. Really? Probably. They all do. In my high school, half my graduating class had them. Of course, I'm from Long Island, so... Uh huh. It's really nothing, it's like going to the dentist. I hate the dentist. It's a cleaning. So you really think I should do this? If it makes you happy, I don't focus on these things. I will tell you this Unfortunately, we live in a very superficial society. I don't condone it, but it's a fact of life. Well, maybe I should. What the hell. (barging in) Aw, now you talked her into getting a nose job? Me? I didn't say anything. You encouraged her to get one. I didn't encourage. No encourage. Peter Jennings had one? It's possible. Well, I think you should accept her for who she is. No, George is right. I want to get one. I think it's a mistake. Me too, really. Unless you'd really like to get one. I'm going straight to hell, no two ways about it. Well, it might not be hell but you're gonna run into some bad dudes. (checking his watch) Hey, let's get the check, she's taking the bandages off at four o'clock. We have time. It's exciting, isn't it? She's gonna have a whole new face. It is exciting. Of course, not as exciting as miss crop circles, but... Please, please, Isabel? She is the most despicable woman I have ever met in my life. I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time. It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game. And I'm letting him win. You're not letting him win. He wins till you're forty. Then what? He still wins but it's not a blowout. She wants to be an actress. She makes me read these moronic acting scenes with her, and I do it because I'm so addicted to the sex, I'm helpless, I'll do anything. So finally Kramer comes in the other day. (holding up a piece of paper) I don't want to see this woman anymore but I haven't got the will power to throw out her number. Please, help me. Help me. (taking the paper and tearing it to pieces) I'm proud of you. So I'm never gonna see her again, I'm going cold turkey. Good for you. I'll tell you, the sex... I mean, I was like an animal. I mean it was just completely uninhibited. It's like going to the bathroom in front of a lot of people and not caring. It's not like that at all. How do you even know the jacket is there? Well I don't, I'm guessing. Okay, look, Audrey, before you take the bandage off just remember that I was the one that encouraged you to do this, you know? Now that you're gonna be a great beauty, let's not forget how this all began. You know, like if you'd listened to your friend, Elaine, George? Yeah? Enough. Alright, are we ready? Come on, let's get this show on the road. Are you sure you want us here for this? Yes. Shouldn't a doctor do it? No, he said I could do it. Okay, here goes. Very exciting, very exciting, it's like watching a birth. It looks good. Great job. You got butchered. Let's put him over here. (to a fleeing Audrey) Where are you going? (with hand covering nose) To the doctor! Wait, wait, wait, I'll go with you. How ya feeling? Too much salt in my diet. Can I get you anything? Nah, I'm good. You sure? Anything? Mmm, no. Boy, it really didn't come out too well, did it? No, it didn't. No, it didn't. It's like, all dented. Seems to be. Well, I'm sure they'll be able to fix it. You can't stop modern science. Can't stop it, you can't stop it. Can't stop science. Can't be stopped, no way, no how, science just marches-- Shut up, George. Shut up? Yeah. Interesting. Come on, Kramer, seriously, give me her number! I don't have it, I threw it out. You're lying! You got it, I want that number! I told you, I threw it out. Give it to me! You told me not to give it to you, you made me promise. Well, I changed my mind, I want that number. You said, no matter what you do or say, I'm not to give you the number. I was lying, give it to me! No, you told me not to! I want that number! Alright! (flinging pieces of torn paper to the ground) Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! (Jerry falls to the floor and starts arranging pieces) Look at you! Look at what you've sunk to! Look at what you've become! Look in the mirror, cause you need help, Jerry. You need help, because I can't stand by and do it anymore. It's turning my stomach! I can't stand around here watching you destroy yourself. It's eating me up inside! The doctor said that they need to build the lateral wall of the septum. Over here... Yeah. You see this perinasal sinus cavity? Oh, I got it. You see how it's collapsing? That's what's causing this huge dent. Yeah, phew. So anyway, George, do you know what I was thinking about? What? Remember we talked about taking a trip together? We did? Yeah, we talked about going to Hawaii? Hawaii? Anyway, I think it would be great to get away after all this. (removing his glasses) You know, Hawaii could be a little tricky right now, there's a lot of high pressure winds down there this time of year, there's a lot of debris constantly flying around. Wood, and uh, lava, pretty dangerous. I never heard that. Oh yeah. My friend lived there. We could go to the Caribbean. You know, I have to tell you something. You couldn't get me on a plane right now. I get those FAA reports directly. My uncle sends them to me, he used to be a pilot, so. Big investigation in the, uh, what's the word there, uh, offing. It's in the offing. But, you know, you shouldn't let that stop you from going. You could go. I don't mind. George, I don't think this is working. Ever since you came back from the Army, you've changed. I swear Nelson, I don't even know who you are anymore. I'm Nelson! That's not the line, Jerry. Alright, alright, I'm sorry. (reading) Nothing's changed, Alma, I just need more time. I swear, Nelson, sometimes at night, when you're not around, I just go crazy thinking about you. Well, you just need to relax. Maybe a hobby, bowling is fun. Yeah, bowling's good if you're really gross and ugly. (to himself Uh oh. My organs are playing chess again. Well I'm getting a little tired of this. What do you say we play one for all the marbles? Oh Brain, what are you doing? You cannot beat me. Do you have any idea who you're dealing with? Forget about it! I can't take her anymore. I hate reading her stupid little acting scenes. Oh, so what? So you read from a little play. You can't put up with that for an hour to make me happy? You're so selfish. Give me one hour, then I will take over, you will not have to think for the rest of the night. What about tomorrow morning? Do you have any idea what that's like for me? Do you care? No, you don't care. So long as you get to do whatever it is you do. You disgust me. Oh, go read a book. Enough chatting, let's play. You know the only reason I'm doing this is because you took Audrey to the hospital. (filling a pipe) Yeah, yeah, ok, now uh, you're clear, you got everything? Yeah. Wait wait wait wait wait. (putting a ring on Elaine's finger) Here. What do I need this for? Because we're engaged. We're engaged? Um hm. Kramer, this is too big. (lighting his pipe) It's my mom's. Hello? Oh, uh, hi. I'm Wanda Pepper, I'm Albert Pepper's daughter. My father asked me to come here and pick up his jacket for him. Oh, hello Miss Pepper, it's a pleasure to meet you. (To Kramer) And you must be Professor Von Nostrand? Yes, yes I am. I've read your book, Professor, and I was quite intrigued by it. Uh, yes. Well, it's, uh, very intriguing. Tell me, is it your contention that Shakespeare was an imposter? My contention? Yes, your contention. Yes, that's my contention. I heard him contend that. It's too bad about your father. Oh, it was a frame-up. A fine man, he spoke often of you. He's very proud of the work you're doing. Oh, well, we're all proud of the work I'm doing. She does fine work. Your father gave me strict orders not to turn the jacket over to anyone, but I suppose I can make an exception in your case. The closet's this way. How kind of you. You know, your father has a very extensive wardrobe. What's the matter, fella? You look a little tired. Ha ha ha ha ha! Nelson, don't you see? You are a part of me, and I, I am a part of you. It's killing me. (Makes a move) That's your move? Yeah. Well that's trouble, my friend. That's big trouble. Checkmate! (beginning to cough and struggle) Getting weak... Losing power... You haven't seen the last of me. I'll be back. You're nothing without me. Nothing! (before disappearing himself) Punk. Isabel, uh, I don't think this is working. Daddy certainly does have an extensive wardrobe. He is a fine dresser and I'm sure I don't have to tell you he's quite popular with the ladies. My father, really? I had no idea. Yes, they're crazy about him. There was one in particular, came around about two years ago, looked a lot like you, Professor. Could have been your mother. What was her name again? Carter? Kramer! That's it, Babs You don't say? I found it! The woman used to walk around here half naked, sucking Colt 45 from a can. Her big fat stomach hanging out, orthopedic hose up to her knees, screaming down the hall, "Come back to bed, Albert, you big hairy ape, and bring back that box of Danish!" So I grabbed the guy by the collar. Yeah, and I yelled out, Kramer! Kramer, you're killing him!" So I assume the jig was up. Yeah, pretty much. Hi. Hi! Hey. (to George) Hello. (smitten) Audrey? My god, you look incredible! I can't believe it! (motioning to Kramer) Well, it was his doctor. He was wonderful. So, will I see you later tonight? Not sure. (rising and putting his arm around Audrey's shoulder) Well, I'll check you guys out later. (To Audrey) Ready? (holding up her hand to show the stamp) I didn't wash. Neither did I. We're off to the Reggae Lounge. (after they leave) Isn't she beautiful? Her nose is in such perfect proportion with the rest of her face. She's breathtaking! Who would have though she's like-- (interrupting) Elaine. Shut up.
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jenniferkey on 2018-03-23:

Some succulents in wooden boxes answers here already, but another reason is because Latin no longer changes. It’s not a “dead” language because it’s still in use, but it doesn’t change because it’s not used colloquially or in general conversation. This inflexibility in the language makes it ideal for descriptive and diagnostic purposes. It’s a tool that stays sharp.