||Well... it's a magnificent stone.
||They put it up this morning.
||It's just a magnificent stone. (turns to Jerry) Jerry?
||George... we'll leave you alone with her.
||I'm sure there are things you'd like to say.
||No, I-I-I-I'm good. Really.
||Thank you, no.
||(to Susan's stone) ...And then, right after the All-Star Break, we, we just swept the Orioles. Four games. In Baltimore. (adjusts necktie nervously) So... yeah.
||Boy, that was awkward!
||I don't mind the cemetery.
||What were you saying to the Rosses over there, anyway?
||Oh, I don't know. I told them her death takes place in the shadow of new life. She's not really dead if we find a way to remember her.
||What is that?
||Star Trek II.
||(identifying it) Wrath of Khan!
||Right. Kramer and I saw it last night. Spock dies, they wrap him up in a towel, and they shoot him out the bowel of the ship in that big sunglasses case.
||That was a hell of a thing when Spock died...
||Well anyway, the, uh... the stone is up, I paid my respects, guess that's it.
||So it's over?
||I have mourned for three long months! Summer months, too! Anybody could grieve in January! It's time for George to start being George again.
||All right, so uh, let's do something later. How 'bout a movie?
||Yes! Nothing says George like a movie!
||Yeah, you in?
||No, no, no, I can't. I got my martial arts class.
||George is going to the movies! (exits)
||(to Kramer) So how's your karate class going?
||(pronouncing it "kar-ah-tay") Karate, Jerry. Karate. The lifetime pursuit of balance and harmony.
||...But with punching and kicking.
||Jerry, karate is not here (pointing to the ground). It's here (points to head), and here (points to chest), and here (makes a circle with his hands).
||Alright, I gotta go to the airport to pick up Elaine.
||What, she's been away?
||She's been in Mexico for six weeks.
||No, I really think you're wrong. We just went to the fireworks the other day.
||That was July 4th!
||Alright, I'm outta here, and when I get back, I don't want to see you here (points to kitchen), here (points to living room), or here (makes similar circle with his hands).
||It was unbelievable. Six weeks of traveling through Mexico all on Peterman's peso.
||Wow. So did you get any good ideas for the catalog?
||Anything you couldn't have gotten tearing open a bag of Doritos and watching Viva Zapata?
||(laughs sarcastically) You don't respect my work at all, do you?
||No, I don't.
||So what's been going on around this dump? How's your fiancee?
||Jeannie... your fiancee.
||Oh, yeah, that. Well...
||All right. Spill it, Jerome.
||There's really not that much to tell.
||(simultaneously) I hate you!
||(continuing) No rejection, no guilt, no remorse.
||You've never felt remorse.
||I know, I feel bad about that...
||I bet your parents were upset, huh?
||You haven't told them yet, have you?
||"So I pressed through the rushes, there below me, the shimmering waters of Lake Victoria..."
||Oh, for the love of God, man! Just tell me what the product is.
||It's a, uh, washcloth.
||Well, Mr. Peterman, I've got a really good idea for a hat. It combines the spirit of old Mexico with a little big city panache. I like to call it the Urban Sombrero.
||(rubbing his neck) Oh, my neck is one gargantuan monkey fist.
||Are you okay, Mr. Peterman?
||Yes, yes. Go on, go on, go on.
||Well, see, it's... businessmen taking siestas. You know, it's the, uh, the Urban Sombrero.
||(inhales deeply) I tell you, Jerry, I'm feeling something. Something I haven't felt in a long time.
||No. Autonomy, complete and total autonomy.
||Well, you're your own boss now.
||I wanna go to a tractor pull.
||I am staying out all night!
||Who's stopping you?
||I wanna bite into a big hunk of cheese, just bite into it like it's an apple.
||Hi, Dolores. George, you remember Dolores?
||Hi. (to Jerry) I heard you got engaged.
||Yes, Dolores, I did. It didn't work out, though, Dolores.
||Oh, that's too bad. You know... we should get together sometime. See ya.
||I thought Mulva hated you.
||Yeah, so did I. You know what? I bet it was the engagement. I've shown I can go all the way.
||All the way?
||Not our "all the way", their "all the way." I got the stink of responsibility on me.
||Yeah, and you were engaged for like a minute, I was engaged for a year.
||You stink worse than I do!
||I'm feeling something else here, Jerry!
||Elaine, it's Mr. Peterman on the phone.
||(answers the phone) Hello, Mr. Peterman, how are you feeling?
||Elaine, I'll be blunt. I'm burnt out. I'm fried. My mind is as barren as the surface of the moon. I can run that catalog no longer.
||What? Well, who's gonna do it?
||What about you?
||Me? Why me?
||Mr. Peterman, you can't leave.
||I've already left, Elaine. I'm in Burma.
||You most likely know it as Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me. Bonne chance, Elaine. (to a passerby) You there on the motorbike! Sell me one of your melons! (runs after him)
||Isn't it Myanmar now?
||Jerry, he wants me to run the catalog! It's crazy! I can't be in charge!
||No, certainly not.
||I mean, I can't give people orders!
||No one's gonna listen to you.
||I am not qualified to run the catalog!
||You're not qualified to work at the catalog.
||Hey. (notices Elaine) What's wrong?
||Oh, Peterman ran off to Burma, and now he wants me to run the catalog.
||The discount pharmacy?
||Well, I'm just gonna tell him no. I can't run the catalog.
||Whoa, whoa. Can't? When did that word enter your vocabulary? What, is the job too difficult? (Jerry nods) What, you don't have enough experience? (Jerry shakes his head) Oh, you're not smart enough? (Jerry shakes his head) Where's your confidence? (Jerry shrugs his shoulders) Look, Elaine, let me tell you a story. When I first studied karate...
||Yeah, karate. I had no support. Not from him, not from Newman, no one. The first time I sparred with an opponent, I was terrified. My legs, they were like noodles. But then I looked inside, and I found my katra.
||Yeah, your spirit, your, uh, being. The part of you that says, "Yes, I can!"
||Sammy Davis had it.
||So I listened to my katra and now <vreep> I'm dominating the dojo. I'm class champion.
||Well, you know, I, I have watched Peterman run the company.
||Sure you have.
||I know how to do it. Pair of pants, a stupid story, a huge markup. I can do that.
||You follow your katra, and you can do anything. (leads her to the door) Now get out of here.
||That kid is gonna be all right.
||No, she's not.
||Come on, Kramer!
||Come on. Mom's down in the car.
||You guys both have class at the same time?
||No, we're in the same class.
||What do you mean you're in the same class?
||He almost beat me.
||Kramer, you're fighting children?!
||We're all at the same skill level, Jerry.
||He's nine years old! You don't need karate, you can just wring his neck!
||I got carpool. (exits)
||Thanks for the juice box, Mrs. Z.
||Hey, could we stop for ice cream on the way home, mom?
||Mmm, I don't know...
||*You're* taking the job?
||You got that straight. Now I want four new ideas from each of you by 600. No, make that six ideas by 400. All right, let's move, move, move, move, move!
||Are you prepared for kumite?
||(raising Kramer's arm) Winner!
||Well, uh... come in, come, come in. (frantically clears the couch of newspapers and crumbs)
||We, uh, tried to call, but the line was busy.
||Oh. Oh. Yeah, sure. Here. Uh, sit down. Uh, uh, cheese, there? (he grabs a suit jacket from the desk chair and puts it on)
||We know the last three months have been hard on you.
||Oh, yes, yes, yes. Very, very hard.
||And they've been hard on us, too. It's a terrible tragedy when parents outlive their children.
||Yes, I agree. I hope my parents go long before I do.
||That's why we decided to create a foundation to preserve Susan's memory.
||Oh, that's wonderful.
||And, of course, we want you to be an integral part.
||Yes, inte-- h-how inte-- how integral?
||You'll be on the board of directors.
||(feigning excitement) Great, great. O-Oh, oh, oh, gosh. You know, it's just... my duties with the Yankees...
||Don't worry, George. The foundation will revolve around your schedule. Evenings, weekends, whenever you have free time.
||I can't believe this is happening.
||Well, it wouldn't have without your friend Jerry's inspirational words. He said to us, "She's not really dead if her shadow is..." Uh, w-what was it, dear?
||Something about a way, a-and a light, uh... ha. Who the hell knows?
||Well, what's important is that your relationship with Susan doesn't have to end.
||So will you be sure to thank Jerry for us?
||(feigning happiness) The second I see him.
||Hey. How's your day, good?
||Actually, yeah. I'm meeting Mulva here in a few minutes.
||So uh... Wrath of Khan, huh?
||Yeah. Was that a beauty or what?
||What was that line again? Something about finding your way in a shadow?
||No, no, no, it's... "She's not really dead if we find a way to remember her."
||That's it. That's the line... (squirts mustard into Jerry's coffee and stirs it) ...that destroyed my life.
||(stares into coffee cup and looks back at George) Problem?
||The Rosses have started up a foundation, Jerry, and I have to sit on the board of directors.
||Hey, board of directors. Look at you!
||Yeah! Look at me! I was free and clear! I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist, eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!
||Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.
||Don't you see? I'm back in.
||All because of Wrath of Khan?
||Well, it was the best of those movies.
||George. (taps him on the shoulder)
||I'm Wyck Thayer, chairman of the Susan Ross Foundation.
||(correcting him) Wyck.
||Now, as you know, the Rosses had considerable monies.
||Oh. I know they have some monies.
||They had more than some monies. Many, many monies. And they planned to give a sizable portion of their estate to you and Susan after the wedding.
||So, if Susan and I had... I mean, if the envelopes hadn't, uh... then we--
||Not. It's all been endowed to the foundation, even this townhouse.
||This would have been your wedding gift.
||Also endowed. George... I know how much Susan meant to you. It can't be easy.
||You know, it really can't.
||So who broke it off?
||Well, that's the thing. It was completely mutual.
||Oh, come on. Everybody knows there's no such thing as a mutual breakup. Tell me the truth.
||I am. It was the world's first.
||You know, when I heard you got engaged, I thought *maybe* you had matured. But obviously there's no growth here. (exits)
||Well, I can't argue with that, but the fact remains... I was completely... (to himself, cursing her) Mulva!
||Please hold for Elaine Benes.
||Oh, I don't believe this.
||(picking up) Jerry!
||Hey. Guess who just finished laying out her first issue of the J. Peterman Catalog.
||How's it look?
||(muffled, as she's smoking a cigar) It's a peach.
||I say, it's a peach.
||Elaine, let me ask you something. When I told you my breakup was mutual, did you believe me?
||No, no, no. It's weak. No one's gonna buy it, and you shouldn't be selling it.
||I gotta do some research here.
||Hey, hey. Me. Talking. You know, between you and me, I always thought Kramer was a bit of a doofus, but he believed in me. *You* did not. So as I see it, he's not the doofus. *You* are the doofus.
||Oh, I'm the doofus?
||Yeah. You, Jerry, are the doofus.
||You know, it occurs to me that Kramer is at karate right now.
||Oh, well, maybe I'll just go down there and thank him in person.
||Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
||What are you doing?
||Oh, well, I-I-I'm dominating.
||You never said you were fighting children.
||Well, it's not the size of the opponent, Elaine, it's, uh, the ferocity.
||This is what you used to build me up? This is where you got all that stupid katra stuff?
||No, no. That's from, uh, Star Trek III... The Search for Spock.
||Search... for Spock?!
||Yeah, I know Jerry will tell you that The Wrath of Khan is the better picture, but for me, I always...
||(pushes him) You doofus!
||Okay, question #8. What if I told you my fiancee left me for another man? Does that make me more likable, less likable, as likable? Let's start over here this time.
||Are we about through here?
||I thought you said your mom was meeting us in the alley.
||She had a little change of plans.
||What's going on? Hey, Timmy, Clara. That was some kind of workout we had tonight, huh?
||Now we finish it.
||Aah! Aah! Mama!
||(on the phone) Dad, I wouldn't eat anything you caught in that pond out in front of the condo.
||Uh, look, Elaine's here, I gotta get going. Oh, by the way, uh, I'm not getting married. Tell mom. Bye. (hangs up)
||So... did you stop by the dojo?
||How's your confidence level?
||(raises her hand) Yo.
||All right, so what? You put out the catalog. How bad could it be?
||What is that?
||It's the Urban Sombrero. I put it on the cover.
||Well, nobody sees the... cover.
||What happened to you?
||Whew! I got whooped. You should have seen the rage in their little eyes. And those tiny little fists of fury. Oh. (notices the Urban Sombrero) What is that?
||It's the new cover of the J. Peterman Catalog. It is Elaine's choice. Let's congratulate her.
||Oh I see. (Elaine walks up to him) Woof!
||(pointing a finger accusingly at Kramer) You! This is all your fault! You told me I could run the company!
||Well, then I was way off!
||Well, I'll see ya... (exits)
||Vaya con dios.
||(with his forehead in his hands) Man, I gotta go lay down. You and George going out a little later?
||No, he's still stuck at the foundation.
||You know, you oughta go down there and help him out. He's a widower.
||Widower? Wait a second. (goes to a notebook of his research)
||Okay, let's see. The beachhouse. 48 acres... ooh. Southampton. That should fetch a fair price.
||Would I have had access to that?
||Of course, it would have been yours.
||(anticipating the answer) Not.
||Hey, Georgie! I'm doing some research down at the coffee shop. Your story's the one.
||Yeah, your widower story's tested through the roof. (various patrons give the thumbs up in approval) When are you getting out of there?
||Uh, excuse me, Wyck. Uh, are we, uh, almost done here?
||(chuckling) Oh, no, not even close.
||(remorsefully) I can't go.
||What do you mean you can't go? There's two really girls sitting at the counter eating grilled cheese. Cheese, George! Cheese!
||Okay, next item. Susan's doll collection. Estimated value $2.6 million. What do you say we go through this doll by doll?