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Dialogue So, Elaine, are you going to sleep with me or what?! (Aggravated) George, I just got off a twenty-three hour plane ride. I'm too tired to even vomit at the thought. (Angered) Fine. I'll ask you again when you're rested. (Sarcastic) Oh, I'm sure she'll come around. Yeah, I hope so. For your sake! (To George) I said I was sorry. You can stuff you sorries in a sack, mister! (Nauseated at the saying) Would you please stop saying that?! (Confused) What is up with you two? I don't want to talk about it. (To Jerry) So how was the big trip? I don't want to talk about it! (Observing Elaine's bandaged nose) Well, what happened to your nose? I don't want to talk ab-ow!-t it! (She winces under the pain from her nose on the word 'about') Well, you gotta give me something! Come on, how was the wedding? Was the bride radiant? She.. was. 'Till she found out Elaine slept with the groom. (Interested) Ooohh... That sounds juicy. Listen, I gotta go to the bathroom, but I want to hear all about it. (Gets up and heads for the bathroom) (While skimming a Monk's menu) You know, I didn't go to the bathroom the entire time we were in India. I can't believe we went all the way to India for a wedding! India] "INDIA - ONE DAY EARLIER" That's it! The wedding's off. What? But, Sue Ellen- (Cutting him off. To Elaine) Elaine, you were my maid of honor and you slept with MY Pinter?! No, no, no! It was years ago - before you met him. And, and I - I got to tell you.. it was very mechanical. I have never been so humiliated! (To Jerry and George) Idiots! This is all your fault! (While pointing at Jerry) Not me! Him! His fault! He betrayed me! (Pleading) George, I'm sorry. Oh you can stuff your sorries in a sack, Mister! (Confused) I don't know what that means. (To his girlfriend) Nina, you have to decide right now. Jerry or me? (Casually) Alright.. Neither. What?! Well, what are you doing here? A free trip to India. And by the way, you can take off those boots. Everyone knows you're five' six. Five' eight! Five' seven! (To Sue Ellen) See? See the way they are?! We're - we're still best friends, right? No. (Grabbing at the stud in Elaine's nose) And take that stupid thing out of your nose! That's got to hurt, I don't care where you're from! (Whispering to Jerry) What time is our flight back? I got to go to the bathroom. A building in India - the wedding ceremony is about to start] "FIFTEEN MINUTES EARLIER" (Whispering to Jerry) Hey. Hey. What happened last night? Oh, you were pretty loaded. (Gesturing to her nose stud) I know. I woke up with this. Oh. Hello, Tetanus. George, I've used the bathroom. It's fine. (Struggling) No, no, no, no. I can walk it off. It's a hundred and twenty degrees in here.. I'll sweat it out. (Seeing George, she walks over to greet him) Hey. (Looking at his shoes) Are those Timberlands ... painted black? (Looking at her nose) Is your nose pierced? (Embarrassed) I should.. (Walks toward the bride and groom) Yeah. (Points to two open seats in front of Jerry's. To Nina) Sit down there. (Sees Jerry in the crowd) Hello, Jerry. (Obviously angered at Jerry) I believe you know Nina. (As George sits down) George, we need to talk. (Trying to keep his voice down) I think you've done a lot more than talk! You betrayed me! Alright, I admit it. I slept with Nina, but that's all. (Outraged) "That's all"?! That's everything! I don't know what all the rest of it is for anyway! (Pleading) I'm really sorry. You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister! (Confused) Where'd you get that one? It's an expression. (From the front of the room, she can hear George and Jerry's heated discussion) Hey! Shhhhh! (Crosses herself, then shakes her head - apologizing) (Trying to whisper to Jerry) Look, we are gonna settle this right now! I demand reparations! I should get to sleep with Elaine. That's the only way to punish you! That doesn't punish me. It punishes Elaine! And cruelly, I might add. (Losing it) Funny guy! Hey! Monkeys! Knock it off. My best friend is trying to get married up here! Elaine, you have to sleep with me. (Definite) I'm not gonna sleep with you. Reparations! Would you grow up, George?! What is the difference? Nina slept with him (Points to Jerry), he slept with me, I slept with Pinter. Nobody cares! It's all ancient history. (Loud, so everyone at the wedding can hear) You slept with the groom?! New York street] What about him, he's part of it. His whole personality is a disguise. No real person can act the way he does. Elaine, I'm telling you they're with the organization. They're all part of it. He's in there with Helms and Hunt and Liddy, that whole crowd. George and Jerry, they probably know who killed Kennedy! Oh, thank you, FDR! All right, now were even. I-I-I stuck a rock in there too. All right. The Coffee shop] "ONE HOUR EARLIER" Alright, FDR. This wish is for all the marbles. You win, you get your wish - I drop dead. I win, I don't drop dead, and I get one-hundred percent anti-drop-dead protection -- Forever. Alright. Oh, man! All right, come on. There's got to be something that'll change your mind, FDR. Something.." (FDR lifts up a cooler, and puts it on the table) What, you want my kidney? (FDR is smiling wickedly as he pulls a snowball out of the cooler) Mama!.. Jerry's room in India] "THE NIGHT BEFORE, BACK IN INDIA" George knows that you slept with Nina. That's why he was acting so weird. How did he find out? He schnapped me. You know you're not supposed to drink while you're keeping a secret! (Elaine laughs) Is there anything else? I can't tell you. (Handing her a small bottle) Here, drink this. Okay. (Takes a drink and wave Jerry to lean in) I slept with the groom. Pinter? He used to be called Peter. (Making nothing of it) So? Who cares about that? Sue Ellen! If she knew, she'd call off the whole wedding. Oh, nobody's calling off any weddings. Alright, it's time to go. Come on.. Up. Do you know what 'Jerry' is in Indian? (Carrying her out, piggy-back style) No, what? (Between laughs) Jugdish. Yes, Jugdish. Hey, what if I got my, nose pierced? That would be pretty freaky.. Oooohhhhaaa! (sliding off Jerry onto the hallway floor) (Trying to get rid of her) Yes, I think it's a fine idea. Well, good night. G'night, Jugdish. (Laughs) Jerry's room, India] "ONE HOUR EARLIER" Bless you. Thank you...aah, hm mm. Jerry's room, India] "THREE SECONDS EARLIER" New York park] "TWO HOURS EARLIER, NEW YORK" ah, Hello FDR. Yeah, Ill have a hot one, (pulls out some cash and slaps down a bill on the stand) everything on it. These thingsll kill ya... but so what...(squirts mustard on the hot dog)Youre already gonna drop dead (grins) Well, guess what, FDR? I made a wish on a shooting star last night, and I wished, against your wish. That's funny. As it happens, I saw the same shooting star and double-wished you, to drop dead. (clicks out some coins from his changer and hands them to Kramer) Here's your change. Alright, I'm triple-wishing! Yep! (Throwing four coins into the fountain) Then I'm quadruple-wishing! Alright.. How do you like this? (Pulls out one of his eyebrows) Ya! I like it a lot. (Pulls out one of his eyebrows) Ow! (Blows it away) (Tears out another eyelash) Ah! (Blows it away) (Doing the same) Oh! (Blows it away) Indian Airport] "THREE HOURS EARLIER - INDIA" Oh, God, it's so hot! (Sniffing) What is that smell? (Joking around) I think it's the stench of death. George, you've been wearing those boots since I met you. You're not gonna wear them to the wedding, are you? No (snorts - Laughing nervously)... I'm gonna wear black shoes. (Sees her enemy, Sue Ellen, at the airport) Oh boy. There's Sue Ellen. She didn't want me at this wedding, but here I am with a bunch of my idiot friends! (Giddy) This is gonna be great! (Walking up to the group) Elaine? Oh! Oh, I am so happy to see you! (Confused by her reaction) You are? Well, of course! No one else was even willing to come to India. I mean, not even Pinter's parents - and they're Indian. Come on, Sue Ellen. You don't wear a bra, you're tall... we hate each other! Elaine, I know. I know we've had our problems, but.. I want you to be my maid of honor - and my best friend. (Toying with the idea) Huh.. alright. I guess. Uh, this is my fianc, Pinter. (To Pinter) Say hello. (Walking up to them) Hello. (Recognizing him) Peter? Uh, no. It's Pinter. Does anyone want to use the bathroom? (Leading Nina out the airport) Oh, no. No. We're good. Let's get goin'. Alright. (Almost bumps into Jerry) Watch it, funny man. (Leaves) Elaine, have you noticed George was acting strange the whole flight? (Acting equally strange) No. What? Like what? What? Strange.. No. I.. (Pulls a small bottle out of his pocket) Uh-huh. Hey, look what they had on the plane. Schnapps. Ooohh. Jerry/Kramer's apartment building] "THE NIGHT BEFORE, NEW YORK" Come on.. Come on. Yes! (Sees a falling star) There's one! (Yelling out) I wish I don't drop dead!! (Off-screen) Hey, shut up up there! You shut up! Aw, drop dead! Airplane] "FIVE HOURS EARLIER - SOMEWHERE BETWEEN NEW YORK & INDIA" Hello, friend. Enjoying the flight? Coach to India - The only way to go. (Heavily sarcastic. He's angered at Jerry) Good one. Very funny. You're very funny, Jerry. That's what I always tell people. (Yelling out) Jerry Seinfeld's a funny guy! You all right? Of course I'm all right. I'm here with my girl, Nina. And what better way to pass the time than gabbing with my best friend -- with whom there are no secrets. (Flashes two intertwined fingers) Like this. Since the fourth grade. (Joking around) Hey, didn't I beat you up in the fourth grade? (Yelling out to the whole coach) Funny guy! (Points to Jerry) Right here! By the way, you never said anything to George about Jerry and me, did ya? Oh please.. It's in the vault. Ho, ha, ho! Jerry Seinfeld's a funny guy! The airplane] "ONE HOUR EARLIER" Hey, what time is it? (she looks up and asks as Jerry walks in the aisle) You just asked me two minutes ago. The airplane] "TWO MINUTES AGO" Hey, what time is it? Ah, Im not wearing a watch. Oh (quietly). Is this tooth chipped? (pointing to a tooth) Yeah. Howd ya do that? I have no idea. The Coffee shop] "ONE DAY EARLIER" Watch this. (Puts the bottle of Schnapps in her mouth, flips her head up, drinking it, then puts it back down with her teeth. She is effected by that last drink) Oh.. God.. So, Jerry and Nina, huh? Oh, Mm mm.. (Scoots up close to George) I'm not gonna tell you, any - more - things. (points at George) You already told me everything. Okey-dokey. Newman's apartment] "THIRTY MINUTES EARLIER" I mean, we had a deal, Newman. And you were supposed to give my your birthday wish. And now you've wasted it! (With a gorgeous woman sitting on his lap) Did I? Newman, I'm bored. Aww.. Does your girlfriend have to be here? (Suggesting Jerry) Does yours? (Giving Newman a sour look) I'm just hanging out in this hell-hole because of George. Alright, come on, Newman. Now you gotta help me! What am I gonna do about FDR? Why don't you just make another wish? And how am I gonna do that, Toots? What about a shooting star? (Interested) That's perfect. (Kissing the woman) Beauty .. and brains. (they nuzzle noses) (Disgusted. To the woman) Oh, come on. You know he's a postman, don't ya? Jerry's apartment] "FIFTEEN MINUTES EARLIER" Heres your plane ticket. What are you talking about. Sue Ellen sends me an invitation, one week before her wedding in India. Tst, Ill show her... By flying half way around the world? Spite Never sleeps (doing a little dance as she says it Especially when you got a layover in Sarajevo. (Bosnia Herzegovina) Hey. (Handing George a ticket) Here. You're going to India with us tomorrow. For how long? Three days. Great. Jerry, I gotta tell you, I had the BEST TIME with that Nina last night. I - I think I'm in love with her already. You are a great friend. (Hugs Jerry) A great, great friend. (Trying to change the subject away from Nina) Hey - Hey Kramer, what are you doing? You want to borrow something? You want to eat something? Come on in! (Shrugging Jerry off) Nah. You want to go to India? I can't. (Complaining) I'm gonna drop dead. Great! (snaps fingers and grabs the extra plane ticket) Nina could go, huh? Jerry, this is great. You and Elaine. Me and Nina. H-Hey, Kramer, wait up. I'll go with you. I'm goin' to Newman's! Great, I love Newman! (Eagerly following Kramer) (Asking Elaine) Jerry seem a little weird when I mentioned Nina? Nina? Nina? No. Psshhh.. Not weird. No. Nina. Why do you keep saying Nina? I don't know. Nina. Nina! (Feeling she's said to much, she goes to leave) I'm gonna go grab a bite. Uhh.. I'll- I'll meet you down there. NYC Street] "THIRTY MINUTES EARLIER" (Knocking on a port-a-potty door) Come on, Lomez! We're gonna be late for the movie. (To his new girlfriend) You see, my dear, all certified mail is registered, but registered mail is not necessarily certified. I could listen to you talk about mail all day. Anything you wish. I'll tell you a little secret about zip codes They're meaningless! (Laughs evilly, driving away) Wish?! Newman! Lomez, Im Leavin Newman's apartment] "ONE DAY EARLIER" (Singing to Newman) ..And you smell like one, too. (laughing and clapping) Make a wish, Newman! We've gotta get back to work in three hours! Newman, wait! (Stands up and Sputtering loudly) Kramer! I'm with people. Yeah, yeah. And thanks for inviting me! I did invite you. Your invitation must've gotten ... lost in the mail. Well, Newman, I need your wish to protect me from FDR. Can't do it. I'm on an unbelievable birthday-wish hot streak! My last five birthday wishes came true. Come on! Look, I'll give you my next birthday wish, huh? (Negotiating) Your next, fifty wishes. Forty-eight. Fourty-nine. Done! (Together) Sucker.. Alright, alright, back, savages. Back! I haven't made my wish yet.. Jerry's apartment] "ONE DAY EARLIER" Well, Ahh, this Mischke mish-mash is just gettin' worse. Uh-huh. I talked with the groom's parents.. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.. ... And it's so obvious that they don't want.. Uh-huh.. ... me to go. Sure. So, the only reason ... Uh-huh. ... she sent me an invitation was that so I'd send her a gift. Uh-huh. (From Jerry's room) Jerry? (To Elaine) Uh, well, you know, a coffee grinder is nice. Or a coffee maker. Everyone likes coffee. Anything to do with coffee. Maybe you should go get some coffee. Oh. Hi. Hi. (Getting ready to leave) Oh, I should... um... Sure. Yeah. Bye-bye. Bye. (Leaves) (Gesturing back to the bedroom) Who else ya got back there? Look, there was an awkward moment in the conversation. It never happened before. You slept with Nina? What are you gonna tell George? Nothing. And neither will you. George can never know about this.. It'll crush him. Uh. Alright, alright. I'll put it in the vault. No good. Too many people know the combination. (Confused) What combination? Don't be ridiculous. Oh my god. This drawer is filled with Fruit Loops! So what? And milk. "THIRTY MINUTES EARLIER" Oh, geez.. (From outside the apartment) Hello? Pinter's parent's house - Elaine visiting] "ONE HOUR EARLIER" Hi. Mr. and Mrs. Ranawat? Please, call us Usha and Zubin. Oh. Well, Usha. I'm Zubin. (Shrugging it off) Anyway, your son is marrying my friend, Sue Ellen Mischke. You're not going to the wedding, are you? Well ... Don't go. India is a dreadful, dreadful place. You know, it's the only country that still has the plague? (laughing as he says the line) I mean, the plague! Please! Here's the registry. Send her a gift, and be glad you did not have to go. (Soaking it in) Right. Don't go. Send a gift. I think I understand. If I had to go to India, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip. (Leaving) That's fantastic. And I'm not so crazy about Manhattan, either. Jerry's apartment] "THIRTY MINUTES EARLIER" Oh, you were going to tell me all about George. Ah, just remember when you see him tomorrow night to tell him that the waiter liked him. Really? Believe me. You know, I forgot how much fun it is hanging out with you. I know. You know, we never had a bad conversation. I know. No awkward pauses. Probably the reason we never fooled around.. Heh.. yeah. Probably the reason.. FDR's apartment building] "ONE DAY EARLIER" Are - are you dense? I said I wanted you to drop dead. Now.. drop dead! (Slams the door in Kramer's face *Note FDRs Apt. #548*) (Walking away) I knew it.. Stupid Jerry.. "TEN MINUTES EARLIER" Kramer, I know what I'm talking about. There's no way FDR wants you to drop dead. But you haven't seen.. Just go back and ask him again. (Slams the door on Kramer) Yeah.. (Heads for FDR's) "TEN MINUTES EARLIER" That's right. My birthday wish was that you drop dead. Well, why? (Sinister) I have my reasons. Woah, wait, wait, wait. If you make a birthday wish out loud, it doesn't come true. That's just a silly superstition. (Slams his door on Kramer) "TEN MINUTES EARLIER" Hey, FDR wants me to drop dead. FDR? (To George) Yeah, Franklin Delano Romanowski. (Resumes telling the story) I go to his birthday part, and just before he blew out his candles, he gives me this look.. (Guessing the look) Stink eye? (Also guessing) Crook eye? EVIL, eye. Well, everybody's a little cranky on their birthday. Oh, it's a bad day. Uh, you got everyone in your house, you're thinkin', "These are my friends?!" Everyday is my birthday. (Sarcastically joking off what George said) Yeah, well, I can't have this hanging over my head. It's bad mojo. Hi. You're not gonna believe what I got in the mail. Invitation to Sue Ellen Mischke's wedding. (Joking about the bra-less wonder) Well, at least the wedding gown will give her some support. Not the point. The wedding is in one week. I got this (Holds up invitation) today. So you think it's a non-vite? It's an un-vitation! (Notices George is a few inches higher) Hey, are you gettin' taller? Timberlands. (Showing Elaine his boots) Ah. (Looking at the invitation) Hey, look at this. 'Pinter Ranawat'.. I wonder if he's related to that guy I dated, Peter Ranawat.. Ah, it's probably like Smith over there. Jerry, would you make the call already? What call? He wants me to set him up with this girl, Nina Stengal. (Remembers Jerry's talking about her) Oh, the great conversation girl. (Somewhat bitter toward Jerry) The one you think can replace me? I was kidding when I said that! (To Elaine) Told me the same thing. (On the phone) Nina, Hi. It's Jerry. You-you sure you never slept with her? (Jerry shakes his head 'no') Perfect. (To Nina) Hey, how 'bout my friend, George? Quite a guy, huh? (Rubbing his stomach) Ooh.. Something's not sitting right.. The Coffee shop] "ONE HOUR EARLIER" I'll have the Clams Casino. Get outta here. (Showing Jerry the menu) "Chef recommends" Hmm.. (Motioning toward waitress) I think she likes me. Sure. So, how come nothing ever happened between you and Nina? (Getting paranoid) Is there a problem with her? Is she a man? Are you? Well, what's the reason? We were too compatible Our conversations were so engrossing. How engrossing? If we ever had a problem with Elaine, we could bring in Nina and not lose a step. Wow! Heh. (Half kidding) You don't, huh, have a replacement lined up for me, do ya? heh he he he he he... Anyway, like I was saying, I couldn't make the transition from conversation to sex. There were no awkward pauses... I need an awkward pause. I'm all for awkward pauses. Fix me up with her.. Wait a minute, Nina just saw me in my Timberlands! Now I have to wear them every time I see her. Why? In any other shoe, I lose two inches. I - I can't have a drop down. We were eye to eye, I can't go eye to chin! So, you're gonna wear 'em no matter what the situation? In every situation. No matter how silly I look. (Tastes his Clams Casino) Hm.. tastes a little funky. Oh, I'm sure it's fine. FDR's apartment] "THIRTY MINUTES EARLIER" ..to you! Come on, make a wish! Make a wish! Yeah! Heyyy, yeahhhh (Clapping). NYC Street] "TEN MINUTES EARLIER" Ah, this is the kind of day that almost makes you feel good to be alive. Almost. (Notices his shoes) Hey, new Timberlands? Yeah, and a whole new me. I'm up two inches in these babies! Really? Five' eight. Five' seven. Jerry? Nina? Hi. It's been years! Yeah! (Introducing the two) George, this is Nina. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too. Elaine's apartment building] "THREE HOURS EARLIER" (Reading an invitation) India? Tst, Yeah, right. (Sarcastic) I'm goin' to India.. The Coffee shop] "TWO YEARS EARLIER" And they call it the World Wide Web. You can e-mail anyone! (Mesmerized) What are you, a scientist?! Ah, I gotta go. (Gets up to leave) Ah. It's great talkin' Great talkin' to you. (Nina leaves. To himself) What the hell is e-mail? How as the date? Pretty good. I think she might be the one. No. Whooo.. (To a waitress taking orders) Ooh.. French fries. Ah, George. (clearing his throat, he changes his order for Susan) Baked, uh, potato. Uh-huh. Sorry. Yeah, you stuff your sorries in a sack, mister. Hey, hey. Yeah, check it out. It's packin' tight! (Puts the snowball on the table, then drips water from Jerry's cup onto it) What are you bringing snowballs in here for? Oh, I need some water. Ice it up nice and hard ... and when you throw it - Pop! Oh look, (FDR is at the cash register, pays and leaves Monks) there's my friend, FDR. I'm gonna nail him in the back of the head. It's gonna be great! (Rushes out of Monks to peg his friend with the snowball) Hi, Elaine. Hey! (Turning around and leaving with Pinter) Hey, let's go someplace else, Okay, Peter? Jerry's new apartment] "ELEVEN YEARS EARLIER" Oh, hey, how you doing? Oh, hi. I-I'm Jerry Seinfeld. I'm movin' in. I saw your name on the buzzer - You must be Kessler. Uh, no. Actually, it's Kramer. Oh. Uh, you need any help, or..? No, thanks. But I ordered a pizza. You want some of it? Ah, no, no, no. I-I couldn't impose. Why not? We're neighbors. What's mine is yours. (And with that, Jerry made the most fatal mistake of his life) (quietly) Ohh (Eyeing Jerry's empty apartment) Really? They're right behind the dugout, George, first row! A long piece of cotton or silk cloth, constituting the principal garment of Hindu women, worn round the waist, one end falling to the feet, and the other crossed over the bosom and shoulder, and sometimes over the head.
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